Dull people attempt to fill their meaningless lives with pointless retail...
Dull people throughout the western world have today made up for yesterdays “Jesus doesn’t want the shops open day” by attending shops, town centres and shopping lifestyle villages en masse, as the...
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Residents of the market town of Bicester are said to be divided over news that it is to be expanded by up to 100% before being turned into a giant brothel servicing the needs of shifty looking men...
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